Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Denial is LeAnn and Eddie's favorite river in Egypt

  For months after being more caught than Tiger Woods at a super model convention, these idiots denied their video-documented affair. Well, Eddie denied it. LeAnn just parroted the same 'everything's not black and white' bullshit over and over and refused to answer the question. Meanwhile, Eddie got to play house with Brandi for a few more months until they got caught again in July.

  Until then, Eddie had Brandi pretty convinced that the affair was one-sided:
"Brandi claims LeAnn Rimes has been stalking her husband in the months following their affair. She also says that LeAnn very deliberately decided to seek Cibrian out at a recent Lakers game  during a weekend the singer was supposed to be performing in Florida. Two weeks before the game, Cibrian had changed his phone number due to the number of calls and texts Rimes had been sending him.  Glanville does not mince words when it comes to what she thinks about Rimes:
    'LeAnn is a stalker. She refuses to leave us alone - it is shameful and scary. People are going to say it takes two to tango and I get that, but at some point LeAnn needs to stop asking him to dance. LeAnn is so desperate for fame she has left her self-respect in the gutter to get what she wants. She's hurting my family and messing with the wrong mom.'"
  -Source: guanabee.com

JULY 17, 2009
   "Cibrian and Rimes were caught again together in the early afternoon of July 17 outside the Malibu home of Jeff Berger, a longtime friend of the singer and [husband] Sheremet.
Berger has been facilitating similar meetings at his home for about a month and that Rimes and Cibrian also made use of a rental house on L.A.'s west side."
  -Source: usmagazine.com

JULY 21, 2009
  I guess Brandi was tired of smelling horse shit on Eddie when he came home from his secret trysts with LeAnn because she took the kids and left him the next week, declaring 'Eddie and LeAnn deserve each other.'

JULY 24, 2009
  LeAnn and husband Dean separate. Probably a good idea since they're all pretty much swapping body juices at this point.

AUG 1, 2009
  Brandi slashes Eddie's motorcycle tires (and tells him before he can drive off and get hurt)

AUG 22, 2009
  LeAnn and Eddie come out as a couple publicly as opposed to just pubicly. So much for all that denying shit before, eh? EH?

AUG 24, 2009
  Eddie files for divorce from Brandi and settles for LeAnn, since she won't take his nasty, cheating ass back. Why the 24th you ask? Well, duh, he was busy on the 22nd golfing with LeAnn. Pay attention.

SEPT 10, 2009
  On or around Sept. 10 2009, LeAnn and Eddie take their first of a continuous string of vacations. From here on out we will see LeAnn's body morph into what can only be described as a pathetic, sinewy attempt at looking like Brandi. And as a bonus, we get to see all of this transformation in bikinis! YAY .....   :-|

OCT 5, 2009
LeAnn Rimes has moved into a house just one block from Brandi's children's school, just to be closer to Eddie.
"There's no reason for a single woman to move to Calabasas," Brandi tells E! "It's all families. There are no young people who live here by themselves. If they were living together, I would understand, but they're not."
LeAnn showed up at her son's school...
"She waited until it was my turn to turn to pick up the kids and pulled out in front of me, waved, threw me a peace sign and smiled," Brandi tells us. "Then she sent me a text saying, 'Just so you know I was doing a walk through of my new house.' "

DEC 17, 2009
  I'm so surprised, but Dean files for divorce from LeAnn's home wrecking, cheating whore ass.

Their first public outing - 



  1. OMG!!! You look at these photos and you realize. Eddie deserves an Oscar. HAHAHAH!