Thursday, May 24, 2012

Funniest shit I've ever seen

I saw this article on dlisted.com and it was just some of the funniest shit I've ever read so I have to include it. Everything after this sentence is the dlisted article and some of the funniest responses, not me...

 Monday, April 2nd 2012

"There's Not A Foal In There. We're Just Attention Whores." 

 

I am temporarily interrupting your eyes' ride of ecstasy on Wayne Newton's veal parmesan face to bring you these pictures of Eddie Squintbrian and Falcor Rimes starring in The Neverending Whoring at last night's Academy of Country Music Awards in Las Vegas. Eddie and LeAnn were cheesing it up for the cameras like there's one spot left on InTouch Weekly's cover and it's printing day. In the span of just a few minutes, these two whores started a pregnancy rumor, burned retinas by kissing and then LeAnn flared her teeth like a buck-toothed pony doing Liz Lemon doing Julia Roberts' cackle. There are a million reasons to hate on Eddie and LeAnn (example: making you hate Equus for putting ideas into Eddie's head), but you can not deny their red carpet whore game.
Although, LeAnn should've toned down that laugh a bit. The last time I saw a malnourished creature maniacally neigh like that, it was in a Hallmark Hall of Fame movie and it ended with the farmer sadly telling his young son that his "pal" has gone crazy and needs to go to "the farm" to get some "sleep."
And wearing that dress is only okay if you're a back-up dancer at the club where Kate Capshaw performed in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
 -dlisted

 •  comments  •

 04/03/2012 - 3:02am.
Imagine standing next to those two oddballs! Crack up any harder and she'll put her back out HAHAHA

 04/03/2012 - 1:13am.
i just cant with these two.

 04/02/2012 - 11:27pm.
Ick. Nast. Blech.
SOMEONE throw a bridle on it. And some new hooves. She dont match. Unless shes trying to dress to match her man hijackin' ways. Then shes pitch perfect in a prostitute kinda way.

 04/02/2012 - 9:01pm.
Is Eddie REALLY that funny to warrant a laugh like that?

 04/02/2012 - 6:53pm.
That dress is tragic. Who dresses these people? I just don't understand.
Has Eddie cheated on her yet?

 04/02/2012 - 6:09pm.
If these two had a kid, it wouldn't be able to open its eyes.

 04/02/2012 - 5:19pm.
laughing at who ever said "single white falcor" Please, oh please keep that going until it becomes a thing.

 04/02/2012 - 3:27pm. Two posts about the fucking Country Music awards? Unless there was a mass-murder I didn't hear about, there'd better not be a third.

 04/02/2012 - 4:15pm.
They are the modern day Graeae. Sharing one eye between the two of them.

 04/02/2012 - 3:33pm.
That dress needs to be put in a straight jacket. She's looking better than her usual bag of bones self.
*teehee...remembers flics of them on beach and thinks of kid saying "Mom, look I found more shells." "No, honey, put that back, it's just bits-n-pieces of some old washed out country singer."*
And WTF is up with her bat feet inside those hideous high-heeled army sandals.
ALL.WRONG.
Everything is cheating on everything!









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